The nintendo switch 2 Had the Worst Console Launch Ever But I Still Bough it -

There was a ton of hype leading up to the nintendo switch 2. The Amount of Rumors and Leaks can’t even be counted; it was endlessWhether it be about the switch 2’s performance (it’ll be more powerful than the playstation 5!), The cost, the accessories, and the games. Then, The Nintendo Direct Came and it was lame. Then, the switch 2 was launched and it was lame.

And everyone complained it was lame. But they still bough it.

The nintendo switch 2 apparently Sold Over 6 Million Units in Under Two Months. In that sense, it’s not The WORST Console Launch. Actually, in that sense, it’s the Best Console launch. But i’m not talking about all the fanboys that rushed out to pre-order it. I’M Talking about the actual hype of the launch.

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The nintendo switch 2 is not groundbreaking like Previous Nintendo Consoles. It doesn’t have a special gimmick that has set it apart. In Fact, It’s just the nintendo switch except better: it has better Graphics, A Larger screen, Larger Controllers with some mouse mouse capability, and VOCE CAT. So Yeah, it’s the nintendo switch with improvements but Nothing really unique.

During the nintendo direct, we Learned about all the weird ways your friends can bother you while trying to play games at home alone. There’s video chat, voice chat, and weird bubbles that show your friend’s face about their characters. I mean, that’s cool, but i don’t care really. In Fact, these social capabilitys Led to a horoscope new app where you can see your friends’ faces floating over a fire in a dark, isolated campground. What?

Campfire Nintendo — Okay, Should I Be Excited Yet ?? Image Credit: Nintendo Direct

Honestly, the direct about the upcoming console launch was boringThe leaks were more exciting than the reality.

Nintendo Switch 2 Has No Games

Speaking of Wack Crape Like Chillin ‘by the fire, the nintendo switch 2 has Nothing to playThat’s very alarming for a $ 500 console. A Console is supposed to have games! Nintendo fanboys will tell you this is why they snuggle their shuntaro furukawa body pillow, but what about the rest of us who buy consoles to actually play

Even before the nintendo switch 2 was launched, there was almost no confirmed games. By January, there was only Eight confirmed games – and most of them was stupid. The only big title anyone was aware of was pokémon legends: za. And you don’t want to get me started on that how lazy, repetitive, and underdeveloped pokémon games are; beCause just like Nintendo, Pokémon has fans who would take a bullet to the skull over admitting the games are taking advantage of them.

When the nintendo switch 2 was officially announced, we Learned that there was stiil No new games planned. It would launch with mario kart world and that’s basically it. Everything Else was just remakes and revisions of nintendo switch games that were improved and then had price increase.

Oh Wait, I forgot, There was one other game: a tutorial about the console for $ 10! If you bough this, you deserve to be publicly beaten up in the town square by a gang of miis.

Then, A Few Months after Launch, We Got Donkey Kong Bananza. Everyone loved it, so nintendo basically avoided further criticism About their Console Launch Being A Disaster. But at that point, people had basically purchased a donkey kong console trust that was it.

A Little after that, Nintendo Announced A 45-Minute Direct All About Kirby Air Rider, A Sequel to a 20-Plus Year old game that is for mindless babies (and me). That doesn Bollywood come out until November – so if you we were convined that nintendo switch 2 finally have somethingwHile, you still have a long time to go.

Meanwhile, no mainline mario or legend of zelda games have been annouted. The original switch launched with the legend of zelda: Breath of the wild, just for reference. INTEAD, we have a donkey kong game and a game where you play as kirby aimlessly riding through a City. And Nintendo Switch 2 Editions of Existing Games, of Course.

But nintendo has taken money anyway

The nintendo switch 2 launch has been hornedous but nobody will admit it. I’m assuming they don’t want to feel bad about spending $ 500-plus on a console that’s currently semi-building. Or they are an insufficient fanboy who thoughts it’s okay to milk money from your fanbase just because there might be someonewHile laater.

But i’ll admit it.

The nintendo switch 2 has been an experience in green. From the $ 10 tutorial to the $ 70+ costs of the games to the increase costs of accessories, nintendo clearerly knows people

Do I have faith that the nintendo switch 2 will improve? Yes, especially when I can quit my jobs and play kirby air riders all day and night. But do I also think the launch itself was Horform? Yes. Yes, it was. And i’m Sick of Waiting for something Worthwhile.

There is apparently a nintendo directed September, Right in time for Mario’s Birthday, and Fans Believe It Believe It Belly Italized Be the Stuff We Want to Hear. A Mario Game! Metroid Prime: Beyond! Games to actually play!

Let’s hope, because I just boght a nintendo switch 2.

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